Quotation`s

There are one thing people love to have in their signature other then a flashy picture with their name on and that is Quotes, i have been lurking around on the internet for 8 years trough that time i have collected some of them into a notebook file and i figured why not hare some of them here for all to see.
These are quotes i have collected trough many years so i do not always have the name on the guy that wrote the quote first time for the most part,i got to many quotes to list them all but i will list some of them

If you have some quotes you would like to share put it  in the comment at the bottom and i will add them here

General Quotes
I've had visions and I've had dreams;
I've even held them in my hands,
But I never knew those dreams could slip right through
Like they were only grains of sand.
~Ray Boltz

-Don't be afraid to lose what was never meant to be
After the rain washes away the tears
And all the pain
Only after the rain
Can you live again

 -"some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and Leave footprints on our heart and we are never ever the same"

-"friends are like walls. Sometimes you lean on them, sometimes its enough just to know they are there"

 -Everything you know is wrong.  Black is white up is down and short is long.  All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.

-Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid." - Jules Feiffer

-I see evrything, I hear anything, How come i am nothing?

--A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.

-I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

-Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.

-When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.

-What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

-The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

-It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.

-Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not goo

-A verbis ad verbera - From words to blows

-facta non verba-Deeds, not words (Actions speak louder than words)

-If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

--A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

-The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

-Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.

-You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman’s name and claim to love her.

-Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

-Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

-Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

-The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

-Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

-We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

-Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

-The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

-I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.

-I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

-The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball - the further I am rolled, the more I gain.

-I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

--I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

-I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding.

-I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso.





Funny Quotes

"In the beginning, There was The Internet. The Internet was bored, so it created God. God became bored of The Internet and created Mankind, Mankind boring of God's controlling ways created The Internet, and so began... The WTF paradox"

-All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
-Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together
--I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

-It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.

-Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.

-"Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia"

-The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.

--If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.


 Behold! Witness the glory of my epic beer container... More commonly known as  The epic Mug of Minnie!

-"Once we jumped off the boat and into the jungle, we cranked up the volume and marched to our own drummer..."

-Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives

-It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.

-If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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-problem with gettting older is the pilot light goes out, what used to be my sexappeal is now my waterspout 

-Roses are red, Viols are blue, honey are sweet but not as sweet as you

-Little princess in a terrible mess, a kingdom alone, with no love to confess Dreams of a prince on a tall white horse, runs like a spirit by the castle walls.

-Mystery deep in the royal heart
Crying at night, I wanna be apart
Prince, oh, prince are you really sincere?
That you one day are gonna disappear?

CALIFORNIA: From Latin 'calor', meaning "heat" (as in English 'calorie' or Spanish 'caliente'); and 'fornia', for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."

My heart for you is true
Let no one take that from you
Time is running tight
Can't change from wrong to right

You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.

I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl